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Grandpa’s Cracker Won’t Go Bang
When Grandpa’s cracker won’t go bang, the whole family goes BARKING MAD as they all compete to pull Grandpa’s treat. But the more they help, the more Grandpa yelps and the crazier Christmas becomes.
Who in the room will make it kaboom? Find out in this rib-tickling rhyming picture book from best-selling children’s author Becci Murray.
Granny Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer
When Granny gets a sprout stuck up her sneezer, the whole family goes ABSOLUTELY CRAZY as they try to unwedge the veg from her nose. But the more they help, the more Granny yelps and the more festive foods disappear.
Will that pesky sprout ever leave Granny’s snout? Find out in this rib-tickling rhyming picture book.
Granny Dropped Her Chompers Down the Toilet
When Granny drops her chompers down the toilet, the whole family goes POSITIVELY POTTY as they fish for Gran’s fangs in the pan. But the more they try, the more Granny cries and the more strange objects appear.
Who will pull Granny’s chewers back out from the sewers? Find out in this rib-tickling rhyming picture book from best-selling children’s author Becci Murray.
Granny Got a Sprout Stuck Up Her Sneezer
When Granny’s birthday cake won’t go out, the whole family goes ROUND THE TWIST as they try to handle a squillion candles. But the more they help, the more Granny yelps and the more goes wrong at the party.
Who can tame Granny’s birthday flames?
In a world full of people who only wear blue, no-one knows what will happen if Gerald wears pink.
Will his mother be plagued by hairy warts? Will ducks go moo and cows go quack? And what if the fish grow human ears?
This fabulously fun rhyming read is full of joy and laughter, with a special message about how wonderful it is to be different.
AZALEA FERN AND THE LAST RUIN OF THE EXTINCT
A NEW WORLD WITH AN ANCIENT SECRET…
Azalea Fern is fiercely curious, and in a world of giant buttermoths and crystal waters there’s plenty to see. So, why does she long to explore the one place she’s forbidden to go.
Perhaps it’s because the mechanicary house is old and creepy. Perhaps it’s because the crumbling bricks are the last ruin of an extinct species. Or perhaps it’s because her ma said, “Stay out of the ruin.” Whatever the reason, Azalea is about to dig-up an ancient secret that will shatter her perfect world forever.
THE PAST IS DEAD AND BURIED. FOR NOW.
BILLY’S BRAIN BOOSTER JUICE
When ten-year-old Billy discovers a recipe for Brain Booster Juice hidden in a corner of the school playground, he boosts his brain to the size of Venus and turns into a mastermind overnight. But being a super-genius is not quite so super as he thinks.
Featuring some fantastically gruesome characters, Billy’s Brain Booster Juice is the exciting debut novel from British children’s author Becci Murray.
DON’T WEAR YOUR KNICKERS ON YOUR HEAD (and other very serious poems about really important stuff)
You’ll find lots of very serious poems about really important stuff (like toenails, sausages and yaks) in this hilariously irreverent illustrated collection of children’s poetry. Available in paperback, eBook or audio-book.
SAMPLE POEM FROM THE AUDIO-BOOK VERSION OF DON’T WEAR YOUR KNICKERS ON YOUR HEAD, NARRATED BY THE AUTHOR.
THE STOCKING FILLER
STORYQUEST Book 1
It’s the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a-
“Naaaaaarrrrrgh!”
Actually, it sounds like someone IS stirring. It’s Santa. He’s hurt his back on the way down your chimney and he needs YOU to deliver the last three presents or Christmas will have to be cancelled. Can you complete the challenge without being seen? And will you collect the StoryQuest Star along the way? Good luck, intrepid StoryQuester – if anyone can save Christmas, it’s YOU!
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE SHERIFF’S HORSE
STORYQUEST Book 2
Shovelling horse poo for pocket money sure does stink. It’s worse than wiping tables at the ol’ saloon and it’s worse than untangling rope at Lasoos ‘R’ Us. But you’re in the Wild West, these are the Sheriff’s stables, and there’s a hint of adventure hanging in the air.
The Sheriff’s horse has giddy-upped into a cactus and caught the Itchity Fever. Someone will have to leave town to find him a cure and that someone is YOU. Will you climb mountains and cross deserts to help your four-legged friend? And can you mix the medicine in time for the rodeo? Good luck, intrepid StoryQuester – if anyone can save the Sheriff’s horse, it’s YOU.
THE WRONG BUS
STORYQUEST Book 3
Waiting for a bus is more boring than anything else in the whole, entire universe. Until suddenly – VROOSH! – the sky opens up and an intergalactic school bus bursts through the clouds. A robot gets out. Her memory box has been damaged and she needs YOUR help to take the children from Miss Tentacle’s School for Every Alien back to their home planets. Will you navigate the darkest depths of the endless universe to help your robotic friend? And can you collect the StoryQuest Star along the way?
Good luck, StoryQuester – if anyone can fly this space-bus, it’s YOU.
THE HUNT FOR GINGER’S GUMMY-TOTS
STORYQUEST Book 4
It’s Christmas Eve and the town centre is alive with the buzz of the festive season. You step through the doorway of a tiny bakery with snow-laced windows, where an old woman is icing cakes behind a low counter. It’s so quiet in here, so peaceful, so-
“BLITHERIN’ BAUBLES!” Crikey, you’ve heard car horns more peaceful than that.“SOMEBODY’S NICKED GINGER’S GUMMY-TOTS!”
The old woman is Fairy Berry. Her assistant is a gingerbread-man who she brought to life with four magic gummy-tot buttons. But someone has stolen Ginger’s tots and hidden them all over Christmas Town, and Fairy Berry needs YOU to find them. Can you stomach the stinky sprouts of Christmas Town to locate the tots? And will you find the StoryQuest Star along the way? Good luck, StoryQuester – if anyone can find Ginger’s gummy-tots, it’s YOU.
SANTA CLAUS HAS LOST HIS DRAWERS
STORYQUEST Book 5
Have you ever wondered how Santa visits so many houses in a single night? Well, it’s all down to his lucky drawers. But now SANTA CLAUS HAS LOST HIS DRAWERS and he needs YOU to find them.
Will you trek through the sub-zero temperatures of the North Pole for an old pair of underpants? Can you tackle trolls and escape elves with the help of your faithful yeti assistants? And will you collect the StoryQuest Star along the way? Good luck, intrepid StoryQuester – if anyone can find Santa’s drawers, it’s YOU!
THE PIRATES OF MONKEY ISLAND
STORYQUEST Book 6
One-Eyed Brenda and Jimmy Smallhands are good pirates. They’re the kind of pirates who feed your bones to the fishes then take their grannies out for a nice pot of tea and a slice of cake. But now monkey-pirates have stolen their treasure chest and they need YOUR help to find it.
Will you face the fearsomely cute Captain Fluffy-Beard to recover the coins? Can you outsmart Big Baboon Bob and survive Stinky Silverback Shelly’s armpits to win the loot? And will you find the StoryQuest Star along the way? Good luck, mighty StoryQuester – if anyone can find this treasure, it’s YOU.
MY EPIC ADVENTURES STORYQUEST COLLECTION: 3 BOOKS IN 1
My Epic Adventures StoryQuest Collection is three books in one: The Pirates of Monkey Island, The Wrong Bus and the Good, the Bad and the Sheriff’s Horse. Will you face the fearsome Captain Fluffy-Beard to retrieve your pirate crew’s chocolate treasure? Can you navigate the darkest depths of space in a bus? Will you cross deserts and climb mountains to save the Sheriff’s horse?
Good lucky, mighty StoryQuester – if anyone can finish these quests, it’s YOU.
MY MAGICAL CHRISTMAS STORYQUEST COLLECTION: 3BOOKS IN 1
My Magical Christmas StoryQuest Collection is three books in one: The Stocking Filler, The Hunt for Ginger’s Gummy-Tots and Santa Claus Has Lost His Drawers. Can you deliver the last three presents to save Christmas? Will you stomach the stinky sprouts of Christmas Town to find Ginger’s buttons? And will you trek through the sub-zero temperatures of the North Pole to find Santa’s lucky drawers?
Good luck, mighty StoryQuester – if anyone can finish these quests, it’s YOU.